December 2009
“Sincerity seems to be a problem today. But I prefer to be hated than be false...”
– Kristen Stewart (via kbitch)
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“٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ + ٩ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ۶ = ♥”
Worst Band In The World?
Hedley.
I think it might be possessed.
Ragoo - Kings of Leon.
ARIZONA, I been expecting you.
This Just In... I Have A Secret Admirer.
But I know who he is… and he lives in Ohio.
I'm gunna take my car for a spin and hopefully...
“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.”
– Confucius.
Whatever You Like - Anya Marina.
Gone - M83
Why is there a sword in my bed? Oh, the wonders of...
Axel F - Harold Faltermeyer
This is how I feel...
HAIR CUT! Now my hair isn't like 20 feet long!
i’mfreelykeely.
"EXCUSE ME! Don't you EVA speak to ma cashiers...
… Most retarded shift ever. I spent 2 solid hours of putting away 3 buggies pouring with returns. Really people? If you don’t want the item then maybe you shouldn’t put it in your buggy. I’ve had enough of walking around that store… it’s too big. So, I spent the rest of my time bagging for peeps. I was put on express but the store was dead so I served maybe 15...
Too Late - M83
Chad Dylan Cooper.
S: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
C: I'm here promoting my book.
S: You wrote a book?
C: Nah, I read a book.
So last week I posted in my status " Ahahaha! I'm...
(via kenniesays)
Oh please… I never said that. You were dreaming.
I just cut my hair and now there is a huge pile of...
Does anyone ever... stand in front of their...
I Get Paper - DRAKE. -my gangster beat.
I chugged like half a carton of orange juice and...
I'm nineteen and single. I spend my nights...
S: Why are you helping me?
C: I'm not helping you... I just wanted to try on the beard....
S: Sounds like 'somebody' cares.
C: 'Somebody'... wanted to try on a weird beard.
I Love My Job, I Love My Job, I Love My Job, I...
I can’t wait til I leave this place. This woman had a death wish… and quite the mustache. She was loading her groceries onto the conveyor belt and I said, “Hello, how are you today?………..” Nothing. So, I waited until she sort of angled her head to see where she was putting her groceries and I said, “HI!” Still, nothing. I tried coming at her...
Well, I don't think there's any more to life than...
Yeah, I went there...